Pass the Kleenex with Aloe, please

Ugh. I knew this was gonna happen. I got all emotionally wound up yesterday over the election results and such that I got sick. BIG TIME SICK. My nose won’t stop running and I sound all stuffed up still. I don’t even get to have that sexy Demi Moore smoker voice you get when you have a sore throat. I hate that.

People were passing me in the hallways asking me if I needed to talk. I guess I looked like I had been crying for hours. And when I said I was sick, they thought I was just saying that as a weak excuse. No one believes I’m just sick. I should make up a sob story about my office mates beating me up for the extra stapler when no one is around.

If anyone has good cold remedies I’m all ears… well technically I’m all germs.