Spam Email Poem for the Day

[bonniegrrl]

I get a ton of spam daily for everything from sex-enhancement pills to pleas from fictional South African princes who need access to my PayPal account. But my favorite spams by far are the ones with nonsense poems as the text.

Here's the best one I've gotten all week:

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Subject: e-fax
From: "Belcher Abby" <dnqksjz@pa-atlanta.prospectassoc.com>
Date: Thu, January 26, 2006 1:36 pm
To: bonnie@grrl.com

yes talk break
school can drive
for put fall
has turnoff need
someone understand send
so speak dance
Or buy try
hour understand eat
I watch translate
has play think
Of learn start
today spend watch
A translate drink
me make fill
he borrow lose
I hurt complain

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