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bonniegrrlTHINGS HAGRID THE HALF-GIANT WOULD SAY
IF HE SERVED JESUS INSTEAD OF
HARRY POTTER.
"Speakin' of cups runnethin' over, laddie,
mine's be gettin' a mite dry.
How 'bout changin' this 'ere water into
somethin' a bit more, well, frisky?"
"Lilies o' the field? What lilies?
The way yeh jabber on, yeh all mus' be pullin' straight A's
in Professor Dumbledore's Exposit'ry Metaphors and Parables class!"
"Why, if a fellow wanted ta get away clean, Peter-me-lad,
all they'd have ter do would be ta deny they ever even knowed Jesus.
Uh-oh. I shouldn't eh told yeh that."
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IF HE SERVED JESUS INSTEAD OF
HARRY POTTER.
"Speakin' of cups runnethin' over, laddie,
mine's be gettin' a mite dry.
How 'bout changin' this 'ere water into
somethin' a bit more, well, frisky?"
"Lilies o' the field? What lilies?
The way yeh jabber on, yeh all mus' be pullin' straight A's
in Professor Dumbledore's Exposit'ry Metaphors and Parables class!"
"Why, if a fellow wanted ta get away clean, Peter-me-lad,
all they'd have ter do would be ta deny they ever even knowed Jesus.
Uh-oh. I shouldn't eh told yeh that."
More here...
