Turkey and Gravy Soda, anyone?

[bonniegrrl]

Leave it to Jones Soda to make one of the ickiest sodas in the history of mankind... I usually love their flavors (and labels for that matter) but this is going to far. Way too far.

Thanks to Jones Soda, if you can find them on eBay since they're sold out on the site, you can buy a five pack of holiday-themed sodas with the flavors: Turkey & Gravy, Cranberry Sauce, Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato & Butter, Fruitcake.

Ew. ew. ew.

Best quote from the folks at X-Entertainment who were brave enough to do a taste test:

"The aroma is that of any storebought gravy mixed with Pine-Sol, while the soda's color makes it well camouflaged in environments of organic sewage. Even the label suggests terrible tales, featuring a boy staring at a wild turkey in a way that just screams 'I'm going to steal you, kill you and juice you!' The undefined leader of the Holiday Pack scared our taste testing team far more than his subordinates..."


Click here for the rest of the extremely detailed reviews.

While you're at it, vote for me to become a label!