Cell Phone Knickers, Anyone?

http://www.cellpower.com/PhoneThong.cfm

"Finally, a comfortable, convenient mobile phone carrying solution for women."

Not.

Thongs are tacky enough poking out of J-Lo jeans everywhere, the last thing I need is for my cell phone to look like an off-duty stripper too.

Girls of CushyTown?

Can someone explain to me why you'd want to buy a cushy skateboard for $350 that's not intended for outdoor use?

Yoda is Just a Gigolo

There are times when the weirdness level of the Internet hits an all-time high, and this might just be the strangest thing I've ever witnessed online:

Yoda Puppet Singing Just a Gigolo

My Hair Hurts!

I parted my hair on the other side today and as I was getting ready to relax this evening, I brushed my hair back to its normal part and OUCH. I mean O-U-C-H! My hair hurts. It's causing me pain as some sort of payback for the different hair parting from this morning.

I've never had this happen before. Sure, various organs and body parts have sought their revenge over my endless bad decisions -- exploding intestines from bad food, eye strain from forgetting to wear my reading spectacles, neck kinks from staring at Livejournal too long, back pain from bad posture, feet cramps from overly fashionable yet too-small shoes...

But this marks the first time every hair root has gone on some sort of mafia folicle torture trip. And my head is killing me!!! I should shave my head to teach it a lesson. But instead I sit here in pain trying to figure out how to make my scalp stop throbbing.

Suggestions?