Ugly Web Site Fight!

The Web is a big beautiful place of self expression, porn and gambling sites.
But sometimes the Web is ugly... nay FUGLY.

Here's a couple of sites I think have to be so bad that they're jokes...
Feel free to list your favorites as well...

http://www.globalpetroleum.com/

http://www.angelfire.com/hi/TheAngryBeavers/

Three Things About Me....

As suggested by tdhartist ...


THREE THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
1 – Why people steal my lunch out of the office fridge
2 – Calculus
3 – Bush supporters

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1 – Skull wristband
2 – Godzilla silkscreened dress shirt (in honor of Godzilla anniversary)
3 – reading glasses

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1 – Tim Burton Stain Boy action figures
2 – various Star Wars reference books
3 – Squeezy cow stress toy

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1 – Write a screenplay and pitch it to a studio.
2 – Get a book deal with a major publisher.
3 – Kiss a boy in front of Big Ben on a rainy London day.

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1 – Italian
2 – Midwest American Mutt
3 – Martian

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 – My brian... oops I mean BRAIN. yah. BRAIN.
2 – My naturally undead Gothy glow
3 – David Letterman/Madonna gap between my teeth

THREE THINGS I DO NOT LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 – My J-Lo and 1/2 arse
2 – My child-bearing hips
3 – My huge NBA feet

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
1 – I was a Barbizon model at age 13.
2 – I made blue ribbon biscuits in 4-H when I was a wee lass growing up in Kansas.
3 – I listen to Harry Potter audio CDs in my car on the way to work,
and yell at them when Ron says something stupid...proceeding to scare anyone
stuck next to me in traffic.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1 – FUCK!
2 – Rock on!
3 – No worries...

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1 – London, England!
2 – Amsterdam to chill.
3 – Heaven (there better be a good bowling alley there)

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (ASIDE FROM MY OWN)
1– Bon Bon
2– Bonster
3– Bonsai

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Your turn....